Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Discoveries of a Two-Year-Old


Why do little kids stick things in newly discovered orifices? My 26-month old daughter stuck a pea up her nose the other day. I have nightmares this is going to turn out like one of my Aunt's (Gayle?) childhood adventures when she stuck a bean up her nose and no one knew it was there. A few weeks later, when she was taken to the dr because of an odd smell radiating from her general direction, they discovered the bean and it had sprouted. Of course, the pea is already dead, and I'm hoping I got it all out. We should be doubly grateful for diapers - not only do they prevent gross mishaps, but they cover more orifices.

from Rachel Pedersen Stewart
Niece/Daughter of The Girls

1 comment:

  1. I love this one, and I think that kids dicovering that they can put things into orifices is both hilarious, and frightening. I second what you say about diapers.

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